POCKET EGGS & THE DOGS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

I have a habit of putting eggs in my coat pocket when I go to the chicken coop.  I always forget to put them in the fridge and  this is going to get me in trouble someday...... I have visions of having scrambled eggs in my coat pocket in public or getting arrested in Walmart for stealing eggs.  How would I explain that!  NO YOLK

Sadie and Bandit decided to run down the middle of the road this morning with  the  roaring snowplow hot on their heels.  (Do dogs have heels?)  I was still in my morning attire ( PJ's and a bedhead hairdo) pleading with them ( at the top of my lungs) to get off the road.  I offered treats,praise...no way were they coming home, they were on a mission to give me a heart attack!  The snowplow  slowed then stopped!!!  OH NO ...  then I noticed Sadie's head just above the snowbank and finally little Bandit appeared at the end of the driveway...Relief  THANK YOU snowplow driver!
 Sadie brought me a  peace offering a Timmy's coffee